Founding Members Send Occasional “We Should Play Again” Texts

PARAMUS, NJ  Ralph Carey and Mike Matera are at it again. Not playing music together, mind you. But they are talking about it. Or, at least, occasionally (and sometimes drunk) texting each other on the topic of reuniting the band. … Continue reading

Sneak’s Noise Gives Up, Blames End of World

STONYBROOK, NY  Citing the now widely-circulated Mayan prediction of the world’s end tomorrow, erstwhile North Jersey rockers Sneak’s Noise have announced plans to give up. “What’s the point?”, queries frontman Ralph Carey. “If the Earth is completely destroyed, it will … Continue reading

Sneak’s Noise Has No News To Report

RALEIGH, NC – In what may be the most telling news of all, New York metro area defunct rockers Sneak’s Noise announce that there is no band news to report. That may well be because there is no band. Or … Continue reading

Sneak’s Noise Officially Declared a Fictitious Band

NEWARK, NJ   Referencing a little-known, rarely-used statute affecting creative aspirants – most notably slacker musicians and bands – district-court Judge Uppyar Rass officially declared North Jersey “rockers” Sneak’s Noise a fictitious band. Citing the group’s lack of meaningful activity … Continue reading

Poll Results Favor Another Sneak’s Noise Show

February 22, 2012    Edging out voter sentiment for a Foghat reunion by 2 to 1, North Jersey-based rock band Sneak’s Noise has garnered – as of 2:45pm today – a whopping three votes in its Web site poll. The … Continue reading